When you ask a question on Facebook and people “Like” your status without providing any answer
People who pronounce “espresso” as “expresso.” ITS NOT NEXESPRESSO, IS IT?
When people put their shoes on my white carpet. In that second, I literally want to murder you. IT’S A WHITE CARPET, YOUR SHOES MOST DEFINITELY HAVE PISS RESIDUE ON THEM. HOW IS THIS A GOOD IDEA – WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?
Smokers who don’t watch where they flick their cigarette ash. I once stared a guy down until he apologized when he flicked his cigarette ash as I was walking by and it hit me.
People who put food in the microwave at work and walk away
Those people who walk four deep on a crowded on a sidewalk. I hope your #squadgoals didn’t involve getting pushed into traffic
When someone doesn’t admit when they don’t know something
Using the word “synergy”
When someone embellishes a story in front of you WHEN YOU WERE THERE. THAT’S NOT HOW IT HAPPENED, WHY ARE YOU LYING.
When people make fun of strangers who are minding their own business.
When I bump my head on something. It’s totally 100% my fault, but I become irrationally angry for about 20 seconds.
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